Come on down to Ronjo and I'll let you punch me!

What a way to make friends?!
That's right folks, all this week, I invite you down here to the shop to Punch Me!
Boy the things I subject myself to.
But you have to sit through a card trick first and you have to punch me where and when I tell you.
And please be nice, be firm but don't try to knock me out.
I promise you this, once you give me a nice big bruise, you'll be in for the surprise of your life!
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Bruised - by Daniel Martin

Take care,
Pete